Guy Rule - Flowers don't just magically appear

If you want flowers (an organic gift that typically costs over $50 and 'dies' about 5 days later) you better tell us and give some directions. Sure we can assume, based on cultural references and the overwhelming desire for our own 'personal favors', that you might want flowers but face it... its just not something that makes sense. They die. Dead, wilted masses of organic waste that get thrown out a few days after purchase. Logically we just can't compare it to anything else that is Guy oriented. I love the way a professional chef can present a fantastic plate of food but at least we can then eat it. Flowers just kind of sit there, smell good and look pretty. Oh yeah and their unexpected arrival tends to lead toward 'special favors'. I can live with that... I will order a couple of dozen right now.